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Abbie Rumbach is a full-time mom and a sometimes writer. She is a former beauty pageant contestant, can play the trumpet and bakes a great banana bread. She also enjoys red wine by the bottle and tabloids by the dozen. She frequently hauls her three screaming children through the ever-crowded aisles at Walmart and then blogs about it.

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