|Justin and the children examining The Hole.|
I lovingly, and accurately, refer to it as the hole. As it stands today, it is a hole in the ground....soon it will have walls, a roof, a porch - but today it is a hole which is quite fitting as I feel, perhaps, I am falling into a hole - an uncertain future - perhaps one containing divorce and foreclosure. Or perhaps, this hole will be our happily ever after. But today, it is a just a hole and one that is completely overwhelming me.
Today, after a big budget breaking bomb was dropped in my lap, I thought seriously about calling the whole thing off. Could they just fill the hole back up? Could I change my mind? I'm really fine where I am...there's a roof over my head - what more could I want?
But I think it's full steam ahead, and with any luck, my mind and budget will stay on track. Framing starts next week.
Today I went to check out the hole and met our future neighbor. Nice guy. Talented guy.
ME: Where do you work?
NEIGHBOR: Oh, I'm a mental health professional. So is my wife.
ME: Oh hot damn! Are you serious? When can I get drunk and come over? I have a few issues.
NEIGHBOR.......Silence. Followed by a worried stare.
I might have scared him off - for now - but I'm super stoked. I've got my own mental health professional right in my backyard - this has got to be a sign that God, does, indeed, provide.
Say I do actually lose it and decide to throw myself in our hole? Well, maybe the neighbor, if he's feeling at all neighborly, can just talk me right off the ledge.
Later, I found out that not only are the new neighbors mental health professionals, but one of them specializes in children. Hot diggity dog, we have hit the new neighbor lottery!
Its about time I got some professional help raising these kids.
The neighbors will now be my ace-in-the-hole threat.
"Really? Another tantrum? That's it. I'm sending you to the neighbor's. He'll talk some sense into you."
I think I might have to bring this lovely couple a baked good of sorts and welcome myself to their neighborhood. I also think I'll give them a card - signed as follows:
"So nice to meet you and we're so happy that we're going to be neighbors. If you hear any loud screaming - don't concern yourself too much - my kids do that - often. Speaking of the kids, if one happens to get loose, you can return them or keep them for awhile - whatever works. Hope you're ready, because here comes crazy."
Yours - The Rumbach Family