Dear Children,
I have spent the week preparing for battle, and tomorrow the war begins.
No, not a real battle - not a real war. We're going on vacation.
We're driving - so you should know that we'll be spending about 12 hours in the car.
How long is 12 hours? Well, the whole day or like 24 Phineas and Ferb episodes.
How long is 12 hours? Well, the whole day or like 24 Phineas and Ferb episodes.
It's a long time, but you don't have to worry. I've got it covered.
I've packed bags filled with stickers, movies, games, books, paper, pencils, ipods, and more!
I dare you to tell me you're bored. Impossible! You're mom is way to awesome to
let boredom creep into her mini-van.
let boredom creep into her mini-van.
Hungry? I've got a cooler packed with your favorites.
Injured? A spill? Need to toss a wrapper?
I've got a first-aid kit, a roll of paper towels and a trash container.
I've got a first-aid kit, a roll of paper towels and a trash container.
Did McDonalds forget your ketchup? Your straw? I've got that right here.
Piss yourself? I've got extra underwear in the glove compartment.
Are you throwing up? I've got a gun to put to my head.
I'm ready kids - bring it on. Bring on the fits, bring on the tears - I'm armed for battle.
You will not defeat me.
I will win this damn road trip.
I will win this damn vacation and damn it, you will have fun! You got it? Okay. Let's roll.
You will not defeat me.
I will win this damn road trip.
I will win this damn vacation and damn it, you will have fun! You got it? Okay. Let's roll.
Love,
Mom
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