Monday, May 16, 2011

Public Enemy #1

Unfortunately the time has come where I'm probably going to have to take out a restraining order against my son. See, the little guy is obsessed with me. He stalks me day and night. During the day, he holds me hostage as I'm not allowed to leave his sight. If I attempt to leave, the verbal abuse starts - incessant screaming. And now - he has expanded his reign of terror to include night time hours as he wails through the monitor more times than should be legally acceptable.

;)  ;)

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