Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Why I'll Miss Oprah

   I'm gonna miss Oprah for one reason: No more fat women on TV. 
   Sure, you might see a few overweight women here & there, but none of them are as powerful as the mighty Oprah. 
   To be fair, Oprah's not always fat, and that's really part of her charm. Her fluctuating figure and her candidness about her weight struggles has endeared her to woman everywhere. If Oprah, a woman who has every resource in the world available to her, can't get her ass in shape - really, what hope do the rest of us have? If Oprah can't get it together, I think we must not be so damn hard on ourselves. Remember this if you're ever feeling down about your weight: Oprah's fat - I can just relax. 

   But God bless the woman for trying and showing up on TV everyday with the whole world watching as her weight yo-yos. I feel self-conscious about my weight simply going to pick my kids up from school, so kudos Oprah for exposing that ass to a national audience for 25 years. For that alone, you are truly an inspiration...

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