I recently ran into a girl that I knew in high school who was also a stay at home mom.
The conversation was nice - until this.
Me: Its tough with just one paycheck
Her (in ALL seriousness): Yeah, but we get paid in hugs and kisses.
Me: Uh, huh.
I've heard this said before but never in real life and never by someone who was sincere. I appreciate hugs and kisses as much as the next schmuck but I would also appreciate some cold hard cash.
Though her attitude is sweet, I suspect she is heavily medicated and I think the only reason we might ever hang out again is so I can steal some of her pills.