|Grandmother with Hadley in 2006|
Today she arrived home and came over to see the kids
This is what she had to say.
Me: Grandmother, I like your purse.
Grandmother: Thanks - I think it looks like a vagina.
Me: I'm tired, I had two glasses of wine last night and stayed up too late.
Grandmother: Wine is no good - I like whisky. I have a few drinks and I'm drunk for the week.
Me: Jack looks so much like Justin.
Grandmother: Yeah, looks like he just shit him out his butthole.
As she's leaving...
Grandmother: "Trust me Abbie, these are the best times of your life...."
You know, I'm pretty sure I believe her.