Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Top Ten Reasons Why I'll Never be a Real Housewife of Any County, City or State.


1. I consider goods from Target high-end merchandise.

2. I do not cart around small animals unless of course, you count my children.

3. My hands have not been manicured since 2003.

4. My social life happens at the T-ball field.

5. These days, I consider Applebees fine dining. 

6. I don't have servants - I am the servant.

7. I consider two-buck Chuck from Trader Joes a luxury wine.

8. I roll in a swagger wagon.

9. My diamond is *gasp* a single carat.

10. I am my own hair and make-up team and I'm pretty sure I need to fire myself.

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