Friday, June 17, 2011

Why The F*ck Didn't I Write That Book?

The mommy universe is all abuzz about a new "children's" book called "Go the F*ck to Sleep."  

Well,  "Why the F*ck didn't I write that book?" 

Since I missed the boat on that, I've decided that I'm going to write the sequel. Here are some suggested titles.

1. Stop F*cking Crying!!!

2. You did what? Are you F*cking Kidding Me??

3. For the love of God, Stop F*cking Whining!!

4. Just get in the F*cking Tub!

5. Eat what I cook and shut the F*ck up about it!

6. Find your F*cking Shoes!

7. Go on the F*cking Potty!

8. Because I F*cking Said So!

9. Clean your up your F*cking toys!

10. Go ask your F*cking Dad!

Me: Justin read this blog post - What do you think?

Justin: God, Abbie, you better say something nice at the end or people are going to think you really hate your kids

Me: Seriously? Do you think people think I'm serious?

Justin: Maybe....

Me: Really - do you think anybody takes anything I say seriously?

Justin: Good point. Leave it. Its fine.


  1. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh man, I love reading your posts. They make me laugh so hard and they help me know there are others out there just like me :) lol

  2. Thanks Michelle - glad you enjoyed!!!

  3. Omg hilarious!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!

  4. Abbie, you are so F*cking FUNNY!!!

  5. i think it's witty and hilarious, so there. :)