After doing the dishes and then working out, I was just about the relax when the tornado sirens rang out and my phone started ringing. Who the hell was calling me, I thought. Oh yeah! The Thundercall! Kudos Jeff Lyons - quite impressive.
"You've got to be kidding me," I said to Justin. "If I'm going to wake up these kids and haul them to the basement. We better not have a roof when we come back up."
And so it was that I intentionally woke the the children. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Jeff Lyons, this better be good.
While Justin gathered flashlights to take to the basement, I woke the kids from a dead sleep - sirens blaring - and threw them on the basement couch in front of Jeff Lyons and his spinning red radar of death. Terrified screaming ensued.
|The Rumbach Family's prepares for disaster.|
ME: Do we have a battery-powered radio?
ME: Do we have flashlights?
HUSBAND: Just one.
ME: Do we have a first-aid kit?
ME: Do we have, like any canned goods?
ME: Do we have bottled water?
HUSBAND: Oh no.....but we do have beer.
So there you have it. In the event of an emergency, please find my family drunk under a pile of rubble.