Why The F*ck Didn't I Write That Book?

The mommy universe is all abuzz about a new "children's" book called "Go the F*ck to Sleep."  

Well,  "Why the F*ck didn't I write that book?" 

Since I missed the boat on that, I've decided that I'm going to write the sequel. Here are some suggested titles.

1. Stop F*cking Crying!!!


2. You did what? Are you F*cking Kidding Me??

3. For the love of God, Stop F*cking Whining!!


4. Just get in the F*cking Tub!


5. Eat what I cook and shut the F*ck up about it!


6. Find your F*cking Shoes!


7. Go on the F*cking Potty!


8. Because I F*cking Said So!

9. Clean your up your F*cking toys!


10. Go ask your F*cking Dad!








PS.
Me: Justin read this blog post - What do you think?


Justin: God, Abbie, you better say something nice at the end or people are going to think you really hate your kids


Me: Seriously? Do you think people think I'm serious?


Justin: Maybe....


Me: Really - do you think anybody takes anything I say seriously?


Justin: Good point. Leave it. Its fine.