The mommy universe is all abuzz about a new "children's" book called "Go the F*ck to Sleep."
Well, "Why the F*ck didn't I write that book?"
Since I missed the boat on that, I've decided that I'm going to write the sequel. Here are some suggested titles.
1. Stop F*cking Crying!!!
2. You did what? Are you F*cking Kidding Me??
2. You did what? Are you F*cking Kidding Me??
3. For the love of God, Stop F*cking Whining!!
4. Just get in the F*cking Tub!
5. Eat what I cook and shut the F*ck up about it!
6. Find your F*cking Shoes!
7. Go on the F*cking Potty!
8. Because I F*cking Said So!
9. Clean your up your F*cking toys!
10. Go ask your F*cking Dad!
PS.
Me: Justin read this blog post - What do you think?
Justin: God, Abbie, you better say something nice at the end or people are going to think you really hate your kids
Me: Seriously? Do you think people think I'm serious?
Justin: Maybe....
Me: Really - do you think anybody takes anything I say seriously?
Justin: Good point. Leave it. Its fine.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh man, I love reading your posts. They make me laugh so hard and they help me know there are others out there just like me :) lol
ReplyDeleteThanks Michelle - glad you enjoyed!!!
ReplyDeleteOmg hilarious!!!!!!! Love it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAbbie, you are so F*cking FUNNY!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is FABULOUS.
ReplyDeletei think it's witty and hilarious, so there. :)
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